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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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