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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

your mom

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

Vagina.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

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