Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I've often heard that a room with a million monkeys with a million typewriters, given enough time; would eventually reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. This seems to suggest that if something has an extremely low chance of happening, it will still eventually happen if enough attempts are made. However, I feel that the aforementioned scenario, given enough time to play out, would only result in a room full of dead monkeys. Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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