- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Your Mom!!!

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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