- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Seven

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

long in the tooth!

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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