- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

What do vampires cross the sea in?

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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