- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

Here's another:

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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