- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Safe sex MR

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

have you ever had african food? neither have they

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

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