Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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i like men but im not gay

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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hi joshua

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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