Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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