- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

Xzibit

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

The NBA and womens sports

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

My friend harris is fat.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

I'm Batman.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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