- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

I Have a Black Friend

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Gay's

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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