- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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I Have a Black Friend

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Get off my porch.

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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