Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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Xzibit

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The NBA and womens sports

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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Vagina cream... end of story

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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