Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

There was an american man on the way to work.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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