Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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woman..parallel parking

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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My parents died!

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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