what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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Muslim athletes.

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Internet Explorer

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ur gay

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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