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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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Homonyms should be band.

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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I think I am done here friend, it always comes to this, it has always been easier for me to repair whatever is wrong with others and get my kicks out of that, as I know I can and will repair everything wrong with myself, but its hard as hell, I mean I never give up, ever. But that does not change the fact that I am broken, and that simply deciding that I am not, is far from enough, its a choice indeed, but its like deciding to constantly walk trough hell, and sometimes that hell is also called living, that too is always a choice, And believe me, I would never quit, I guess that if this hell I struggle trough has so many nice things in it, it just feels like hell at times. I mean the main motivation behind my ability to help others, has always been searching for answers low and high, and when what I have learned trough life helps others, but barely scratches the surface of the armor I am confined within, I lose hope, do you believe that my desire to help humanity grow, derived from my own incompetence at curing myself?

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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