- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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