- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

Where's my tractor?

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

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