- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

whats funnier than 24? 25

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

Logan's gay

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

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