What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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