- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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I have an erection My mom!

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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