So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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As a stand-up comedian, I've been really interested in how comedians have recovered from jokes not hitting making fun of the fact. Recently, I was in a situation where a rhetorical question didn't hit, and anti-joking (lamenting on the lack of a punchline sarcastically) ended up generating the laugh I needed to move on! Hurray for Anti-jokes! Me: You know the gym Extreme Fitness? Audience: SILENCE Me: (sarcastically) Yes, exactly. That's exactly how that interaction went in my mind when I was practising at home. I ask question - audience responds euphorically - I continue with my joke... http://michaeljagdeo.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/anti-jokes-how-to-recover-when-a-joke-doesnt-hit/

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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Carrot fingers

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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