- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

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