why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

Carrot fingers

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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