- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

I shot a bitch.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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