What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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woman..parallel parking

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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women rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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