So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

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Chinese men having large penis.

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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