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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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I like colin but not as much as apple

I'm winning at Scrabble.

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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