- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

OIO

I'm winning at Scrabble.

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

once you go black your credit goes wack

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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