once you go black your credit goes wack

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Nickelback

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Female rights.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

My parents died!

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Feminism.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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