Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Wright flyer

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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