- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

you first

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

Do you love me? No.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Potassium? K.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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