I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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sure!

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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