So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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i hate black people

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