- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

why did matt die? He had cancer

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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