- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Where's the dick??? east

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Your mother is average.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Why is the ground wet It rained

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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