- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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