- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Rebecca Black.

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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