- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

The lion swallowed his pride.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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