What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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