If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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Why was the woman?

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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