- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Once upon a time, The end.

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

tom pauling

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