- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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