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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

You're tall.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Guess who is violent. Osama

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

a jew walks out of a furnace

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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