You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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