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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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