- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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