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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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