- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

Your Mum is soo fat.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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