- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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