If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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Religionh

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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