What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

thumb_up thumb_down -20

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

thumb_up thumb_down -20

bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

thumb_up thumb_down -22

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

thumb_up thumb_down -22

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

thumb_up thumb_down -22

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops