why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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