What's the difference between a duck?

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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