A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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