- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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