- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

women's rights

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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