Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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