A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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robin, get in the car.

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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