- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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