Matt is a Duster!

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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I have an erection My mom!

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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