A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

what's red and horny a red unicorn

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

kaite is dumb that is true

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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