What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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Do you love me? No.

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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I can count to potato.

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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