- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

He--Hey guys

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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