- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Knock Know! Come in!

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

bryden is a faggot

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

When is a door not a door? Never.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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