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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Once upon a time, The end.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Kefka > Sephiroth

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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