- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

penis haha

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

When is a door not a door? Never.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

Because she has down's syndrome

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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