Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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Poop

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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