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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

An Artic Storm.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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