- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

I hate long jokes -_-

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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