The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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Chuck Norris.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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DEATH.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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