- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

My mum is called Steve

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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