- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

What's worse than bombs? Nukes

What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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