- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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