What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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My parents died!

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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Feminism.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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Nickelback

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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Female rights.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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