What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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Catholicism.

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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