Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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